Public Service Announcement from the Evil Overlord of Killman Customs Independent Buildhouse !!

If you're easily offended don’t read this. Go watch some nice kitten videos, or knit a giraffe, maybe macramé up a fabulous windsock for your "I'd like to see the manager" haircut or something. Seriously just not feeling the filter today. Got a hankering for some whiskey and bacon and that always leads to some sketchy shit.

Hope you all had a bitchin' Halloween!

Now comes the hard part. Don’t want to say this, don’t want to be that guy, but we can see this coming like a slow-motion train wreck. Listen up! I know it’s barely November, not even Remembrance Day yet, (Go Vets!) but it’s time for an important message from your friendly neighbourhood Evil Overlord. If we wait until the 13th it’ll be too late. Get your Christmas shopping done early! There, we said it.

We’re noticing orders ramping up already this year, which is awesome, so stoked to be bringing the love. As orders pick up, we just bring in more stock and work faster. Over the years we’ve developed close relationships with our suppliers. Small businesses, working together, to form a network supporting each other. It’s a great feeling, in this day and age, to be able to drop Herbie over at "Badass Visors R Us" or Cindy Lou Who at "Bangin' Bandannas" a line, and get some awesome underway pronto.

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On the flip side, we wanted to remind everyone about the traditional Christmas shipping slowdown starting around mid-November. Personally, it always makes me believe that there just may be a fat old drunk in a leisure suit in charge somewhere, but this close to the season I try not to point too many fingers. Might get me put on the naughty list, and trust me on this, no one wants an angry visit from a dwarf tossing champ. Now, usually it takes a couple weeks for orders to get from our shop to their destinations in the U.S., but as Christmas gets closer, the shippers get busier and slower. So be prepared. Because you know what sucks? Malls. You know what sucks even worse? Christmas Eve shopping at the mall. Seriously, I have never been so tempted to punch a little old lady right in the face as when I’m dodging pointy elbows, trying to snag the last stupid blanket with sleeves, for that yuppie coworker on my Secret Santa list. You know, the one with the "Better Leadership Through Beard Waxing" workshops.

​So you know what? Don’t do it. Fuck it. Just order your shit in, from Killman Customs, right to your door, no flippin’ hassles. Hell, order it right to their door, save yourself the grief of trying to avoid that dried out brick of smoldering ju jube farts Aunt Sally has the nerve to call a fruitcake. (Seriously, what the hell is in that stuff anyways? Tastes like ball sweat and Absorbine Junior had a nasty three way with some Silly Putty.) Start ordering now and beat the rush. Your brother Ralphie wants a tactical scarf to keep his neck warm while his knees are in the breeze? No sweat, gotcha covered. Sister and Bro in law just had twins? Coolio, get them a set of World’s Greatest Biker Mom & Dad or It’s a Boy/Girl road bells. Just don’t know what to get that weirdo Cousin Randy? Everybody loves our authentic Aiming to Misbehave Mexican Saddle Roll Blankets.

Word of advice? I just Googled “Christmas Twins”. Don’t do that. It’s terrifying. Head over to our Kustom Baja hoodies page and whip up a little somethin’ somethin’ for yourself instead, just in case your wonderful little booger factories get you another tie. Maybe get yourself a new header wrap kit and a braided fuel line kit too, so you can hide in the shop until the lunatic midgets screw themselves into the floor with a sugar crash. They’re cuter when they can’t move. Safer too. Let’s make 2016 a nutshot-free Christmas. Yay duct tape!

Anyways, point being, don’t get caught sweating whether or not your packages are going to arrive in time. Load up on Killman Customs Independent Buildhouse swag and sit back pounding Nog with a huge shit eating grin, pondering whose stocking you're going to stuff first, while everyone else is throwing cross body blocks at the mall on Christmas Eve.

Play safe Space Racers. And remember, Spring is coming!