DA BONG MOTORCYCLE GREMLIN BELL
Gremlins, what gremlins? Pass the Cheetos !!!
Legend has it that GREMLINS cause crashes and breakdowns and that these shiny MOTORCYCLE GREMLIN BELLS distract the little bastards, so that they fall off to make potholes, while you go on your merry way. They're also said to be twice as powerful when you give them as a gift. They're kind of a big deal.
Hang them anywhere. Rear view mirrors, keychains, Christmas Trees, dog collars, nipples or anything else that tickles your puddin'. We don't judge.*
So show that rider in your life some love, and give them a gift that shows you care, and that you're kind of a bad-ass for knowing about it!
*PLEASE DO NOT HANG YOUR BELLS FROM YOUR DOG'S NIPPLES, OR ANYTHING THAT MAY RESEMBLE THEM.
Legend goes on to say that by attaching a small bell onto your bike, the Evil Road Spirits will become trapped inside the bell where the constant ringing drives them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground. (Ever wonder where potholes come from?)
Legend also has it that the mystery of the Guardian™ Bell carries twice as much power when it is purchased by a friend or loved one and given as a gift.
Show someone how much you care. Offer them defense against the Evil Road Spirits! Give a Guardian™ Bell and share the Legend of Good Luck it offers to a motorcycle and its rider!