SEXY BITCH MOTORCYCLE GREMLIN BELL
Legend has it that GREMLINS cause crashes and breakdowns and that these shiny MOTORCYCLE GREMLIN BELLS distract the little bastards, so that they fall off to make potholes, while you go on your merry way. They're also said to be twice as powerful when you give them as a gift. They're kind of a big deal.
Hang them anywhere. Rear view mirrors, keychains, Christmas Trees, dog collars, nipples or anything else that tickles your puddin'. We don't judge.*
So show that rider in your life some love, and give them a gift that shows you care, and that you're kind of a bad-ass for knowing about it!
*PLEASE DO NOT HANG YOUR BELLS FROM YOUR DOG'S NIPPLES, OR ANYTHING THAT MAY RESEMBLE THEM.